


How does a Jazz musician make a million dollars?
Start with three!
What do you call a guitarist who doesn’t have a girlfriend?
Homeless!
How can you tell if there’s a drummer knocking at your door?
The knocking speeds up, slows down...
What’s the difference between a Trombone player and a loaf of bread?
A loaf of bread can feed a family!
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