Music Jokes

Dave told his parents when he grows up he wants to be a musician... they replied, "you can't do both"!

How does a Front Man change a lightbulb?He grabs the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.

How do you get a Horn Section to turn up?Put sheet music in front of them.

How do you get a Guitarist to turn down?Put sheet music in front of him.

How can you know there's a drummer knocking at
your door?The knocking speeds up, slows down.....

What do you call a musician without a band?A soundman.

What's the difference between a pigeon and a Jazz
musician?A pigeon can make a deposit on a car